Lolo: Apo, apo, magtago ka dali, nanjan teacher mo, absent ka pa naman sa klase mo,,
apo: Naku magtago ka din lolo,, kasi sabi ko namatay ka kaya absent ako!!
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Lolo: Apo, apo, magtago ka dali, nanjan teacher mo, absent ka pa naman sa klase mo,,
apo: Naku magtago ka din lolo,, kasi sabi ko namatay ka kaya absent ako!!
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When i was born, i was given the choice :
A big p***s or a good memory ..
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I don't remember what i chose ! Xdd
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Lolo : Nung araw sa SM pag may P20 ako, pag uwi meron na akong polo, maong, t-shirt, Relo kwintas at alahas.
Apo : E ngayon Lolo?
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Lolo : Mahirap na apo, may cctv camera na eh!
Laughtrip lng =))
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a guy went to the grocery store.
Guy: pabili ng isang kahang yosi.
Cashier: 35 po sir.
the guy gave her a 100 peso bill.
Cashier: Sir meron po ba kayo 5peso?
Guy: lam mo ma'am para kang GF ko. binigay ko na lahatpero kulang pa din.
Cashier: Sir, kaya po ako humihingi ng dagdag para masuklian ko kayo ng buong buo.
Guy: pano kung wala na kong maibigay? masuklian mo pa kaya ako?
ahaha... LUPET !
buy and sell
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Have you ever thought of changing your facebook name to 'no one', such that when you like someone's post, they get a notification:
'no one likes your post'
lol
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Mabait ka daw . Sabi ko "OO naman !"
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Cute ka daw . Sabi ko "TALAGA !"
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Palabiro ka daw . Napakamot nalang ako ng ulo at sabay ngiti .
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"OO nga ii . Pati nga PUSO ko BINIRO nyan ii
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sana si demon witch kana lang, mag aganyms ka pls.
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para laging may finger of death)))
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Boss: Why we need to hire you?
John: Kasi po mas bago palang po ako kaya wala pa po akong sungay
Boss: English please
John: Ah…Uhmm well you see im brand new so im not yet HORNY
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