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    Ang tsismis parang history lang yan,
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    pinaniniwalaan kahit hindi naman nasaksihan..

    "nobody will laugh at a person
    that fights with his full strength...
    that's how a real man fights...!"
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    Yaya: “Huhuhu…”

    Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”

    Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”

    Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”

    Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”

    Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”

    Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”

    Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”

    Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”

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    ‎-- Can you scroll down?
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    down?
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    down pa?
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    sige,
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    yeessss!
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    You're almost there!
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    o ang sarap!
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    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
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    coooll!
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    Ang sarap mooooooo!!
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    ANG SARAP MO UTUIN!

    "nobody will laugh at a person
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    that's how a real man fights...!"
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    Ang love parang Quiapo,
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    maraming snatcher

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    Ang Lalakeng matagal maligo
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    naglalaro ng Angry Birds

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    Ako yung taong minsan lang magseryoso, kaya sa nagmamahal sa akin, siguraduhin mong ako lang! Kasi kapag ako nasaktan at nanloko, pati DEMONYO SASALUDO!

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    that's how a real man fights...!"
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    Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.

    Aling Dionisia: Talaga?…gusto ko gumanda!

    Genie: Buksan mo ang bote
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    Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?

    Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.

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    ‎* Holadaper: Mamili ka! Wallet mo o papasabugin ko ang utak mo?!
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    Biktima: hmm , Ikaw na bahala. Pareho namang walang laman yan eh! gudeve *

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    If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style.

    If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.

    If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.

    If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.

    If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.

    If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a "MISTAKE".

    Thats not fair... What a crazy world?

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    LOL. so assuming

    May isang lalaking akala niya na crush siya ng isang sosyal at magandang babae…Ipinagmalaki pa niya ito sa kanyang mga kaklase…
    Boy 1:Uy! alam mo ba,crush ako ni Girl…
    Boy 2:Weh?Talaga!Pano mo nasabi?
    Boy 1:Sabi niya kasi HOT daw ako parang sili!!!
    Boy 2:Woah!Pano yung pagkasabi niya?!
    Boy 1:Sabi niya kasi sakin na “YOUR SO SILLY!!!”, dba?

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