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  1. Posted on 03-05-2011 12:18 PM #1
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    Cool The Jokes R' Us Thread^

    post natin mga jokes natin.

    i'll first post mine

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    SEXY: Doc mainit puet ko,

    DR: Lagyan natin ng thermometer.

    SEXY: Hiya ako Doc..

    DR: Off ko ilaw.

    SEXY: Doc di yan puet ahh!

    DR: Sige lang, di rin ito thermomter.

    Hihi.
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  2. Posted on 03-05-2011 02:24 PM #2
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    haha cool thread.
    i was planning to create a thread like this cause forumers keep on posting jokes on our pick up lines thread instead of cheesy lines.. =]]

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    HAPONESA: ngbitbit ng 10 anak!(applause)
    AMERIKANA: may 20 anak!(applause)
    PINAY: pumasok, MAG-ISA!
    Sigawan ang audience:
    GO NAY!!!

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    ano ang saBi ng panda sa photographer.??
    Pandaa pictUre nga.
    Photographer:cge
    panda:ayaw ku po ng black and white. . . . .
    ?_?

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    anak:TAY MAY MANOK POH SA KUSINA!!!
    tatay:ANU BA NAMAN YAN.. BUGAWIN MUH NA LNG....
    anak:..SSHHU!!!!.....TAY AYAW PA RIN UMALIS EHH!!!!!!
    tatay:TAKUTIN MO NA LANG!!!!!!
    anak: HALLLA MANOK......... MAY MOOMOO DYAN!

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    Lolo: Apo, painumin mo ang alaga nating kalabaw kc sobrang init!!

    Apo: Cge poh lo.. saglit lng poh..

    (pag-katapos ng ilang saglit)

    Apo: Lo, ayaw po uminom ng kalabaw.

    Lolo: Bkit nman?? san mo ba pinainom??

    Apo: sa baso poh..

    Lolo: ai nako naman apo.. paano yan iinom eh walang straw!!!

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    a fat farmer was n d CR tryin to flush his Uu,wen suddenly d toilet bowl broke and bursted d Uu flooded and the wheatfield bOOm!!!!!!!!!!!

    and became Koko Crunch!

    ahahaha save the best for the last =]]]
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  3. Posted on 03-05-2011 02:56 PM #3
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    may tatlong representative ng bansa ang nag lalaban sa palakasan ng talsik ng Sperm.

    Unang nag paputok ang China
    Boom tinamaan ang Airplane na dumaan


    Pangalawang nag paputok ang Japan
    boom tinamaan ang Cloud

    Pangatlong nag paputok Pilipino
    Boom!!! Tinamaan ung Mars X|D

    "nobody will laugh at a person
    that fights with his full strength...
    that's how a real man fights...!"    !

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  4. Posted on 03-05-2011 03:20 PM #4
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    no jokes with racist remarks please



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  5. Posted on 05-11-2011 08:40 PM #5
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    negro baog
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  6. Posted on 03-05-2011 03:40 PM #6
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    Angry

    LOL'ed hard @ panda O___O

    Mahirap talagang lunukin ang pride lalo na kapag......
    Spoiler:
    bareta
    @______@
    "Lagi niyo na lang akong pinag iinitan..."

    Spoiler:
    -Takure
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  7. Posted on 03-05-2011 04:07 PM #7
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    sorry po :x

    "nobody will laugh at a person
    that fights with his full strength...
    that's how a real man fights...!"    !

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    Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
    --Miguel: H....O....
    Teacher: Bilisan mo
    --Miguel: H....O....R...
    Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
    --Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...


    teacher:Pedro,gusto ko pag tinatanong kita sasagot ka ng mablis ha!
    Pedro: Opo mam
    teacher:Ok,Pedro, 1+1?
    Pedro: Mabilis!

    ANAK: Tay ang daming lamok hindi ako maka pag concentrate!!!!
    TATAY: ehhh.... eoff mo yong ilaw para hindi sila maka kita!!!!
    (nang eh.... off ang ilaw, may pumasok na aninipot)
    ANAK: Tay bumalik sila nag dala ng flashlight


    may langgam na nakapatong sa tenga ng elepante
    mayamaya, nahimatay ang elepante

    tanong: anong sabi nang langgam sa elepante
    sagot: buntis ako,ikaw ang ama

    =]]
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    Pinatawag ni Father si Sister

    Sa Silid

    Sister: Oh father ano pong kailangan nyo?
    Father: I lock mo ung pinto at isara mo ang binata at takpan ang kurtina
    (sinara)
    Sister: Tapos napo
    Father: Patayin mo ang ilaw
    sister: Kung ano po ang binabalak nyo, Wag nyo na pong ituloy, Kasalanan po yan
    Father: Lumapit ka sister Lumapit ka
    Sister: Wag po Wag po

    Spoiler:
    Father: Tignan mo tong Rosary ko oh! Glow in the Dark


    Paparapampam

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    that's how a real man fights...!"    !

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    *A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

    DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours ?
    SON: At school *Robot slaps son* OK I went to the movies.
    DAD: Which one ?
    SON: Toy Story. *Robot slaps son again* OK, it was Day with a pron star.
    DAD: WHAT ?! When i was your age i didn't even know that pron was ! *Robot slaps dad*
    MOM: HAHA ! After all he's your son. *Robot slaps mom*

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